Chapter 14: Danger Isn’t a Middle Name

"You were expecting me?" Jessica asked, her eyes never leaving the giant beasts overhead. "Adam, meet Jessica Trelawnty, the self-proclaimed number one expert in all things paranormal," The Badger declared with his hands importantly placed upon his hips. "And you know you I am?" Jessica's attention turned toward the men at this realization.  "No one … Continue reading Chapter 14: Danger Isn’t a Middle Name


Chapter 13: Gotta Have More Meanwhile

"What the heck was that?" Adam asked The Badger. "You take charge and the next thing we get is some absurdist scene break about someone taking a shower? Besides, didn't I write that ridiculous short story ages ago just to fill some space?" The Badger took a look at Adam, knowing that he didn't need … Continue reading Chapter 13: Gotta Have More Meanwhile

Chapter 10: Booger-Kicking Carl

Carl had a big problem. A huge problem. An impossibly ginormous incredibly terrible problem. Carl loved eating boogers. Love isn't even the right word for it. Carl was absolutely addicted to eating boogers. It had become so much of a problem that his friends had started calling him Booger-Kicking Carl. No one was quite sure … Continue reading Chapter 10: Booger-Kicking Carl

Chapter 8: Who the %$!# is this?

The Badger's eyes opened once again and he exclaimed, "What?" "Oh, good, you're not dead," the mysterious and unwanted man replied. "Can you tell me what's going on here? I was working on this mind-bending pseudo-horror novella about a woman who was captured and --" "No." The Badger stood. He was strong, not really injured … Continue reading Chapter 8: Who the %$!# is this?

Chapter 6: New Debbie – Part II

The teachers looked on in surprise, although I definitely wasn't surprised because as always this narrative just took the most predictable turn. I mean, can you seriously expect any reader to just be like "oh, wow, she was really the woman in the room and now she's all confused about who she was" and care … Continue reading Chapter 6: New Debbie – Part II