"What the heck was that?" Adam asked The Badger. "You take charge and the next thing we get is some absurdist scene break about someone taking a shower? Besides, didn't I write that ridiculous short story ages ago just to fill some space?" The Badger took a look at Adam, knowing that he didn't need … Continue reading Chapter 13: Gotta Have More Meanwhile
Meanwhile, across town, Frank was only beginning his day. A day he dreaded dearly. Today was the day he was to finally tell his boss how he had begun to seek employment elsewhere. He struggled with this because actually liked his boss. Yet, he knew his current occupational situation didn't offer much in the way … Continue reading Chapter 12: Meanwhile…
"Uh oh?" Adam asked, glancing up at Carl who was currently arguing with Mrs. Picklebottom about how x isn't a number. "Why uh oh?" "Because if you aren't writing this and I'm not writing this, who the heck is writing this?" "I don't know," Adam answered stupidly, as if he even needed to say such … Continue reading Chapter 11: Uh-oh?
Carl had a big problem. A huge problem. An impossibly ginormous incredibly terrible problem. Carl loved eating boogers. Love isn't even the right word for it. Carl was absolutely addicted to eating boogers. It had become so much of a problem that his friends had started calling him Booger-Kicking Carl. No one was quite sure … Continue reading Chapter 10: Booger-Kicking Carl
There he sat, that lonely man, all alone, with a drink in his hand. He hadn't always been alone, he thought with a grimace. He had once had friends, a wife, and a purpose. But he had gambled it away, one day, without abandon, by telling a friend a secret obsession. The man, you see, … Continue reading Chapter 9: So…what now?