Carl had a big problem. A huge problem. An impossibly ginormous incredibly terrible problem. Carl loved eating boogers. Love isn't even the right word for it. Carl was absolutely addicted to eating boogers. It had become so much of a problem that his friends had started calling him Booger-Kicking Carl. No one was quite sure … Continue reading Chapter 10: Booger-Kicking Carl
There he sat, that lonely man, all alone, with a drink in his hand. He hadn't always been alone, he thought with a grimace. He had once had friends, a wife, and a purpose. But he had gambled it away, one day, without abandon, by telling a friend a secret obsession. The man, you see, … Continue reading Chapter 9: So…what now?
The Badger's eyes opened once again and he exclaimed, "What?" "Oh, good, you're not dead," the mysterious and unwanted man replied. "Can you tell me what's going on here? I was working on this mind-bending pseudo-horror novella about a woman who was captured and --" "No." The Badger stood. He was strong, not really injured … Continue reading Chapter 8: Who the %$!# is this?
The discussion with the Titan Defense Committee was fast and furious, but mostly ceremonial. The Badger knew what to do. He had always known what to do. Because, you see, he had met the Titans once before. And as far as he was aware, he was the only person on this planet who had been … Continue reading Chapter 7: The Badger
The teachers looked on in surprise, although I definitely wasn't surprised because as always this narrative just took the most predictable turn. I mean, can you seriously expect any reader to just be like "oh, wow, she was really the woman in the room and now she's all confused about who she was" and care … Continue reading Chapter 6: New Debbie – Part II
Sounds of absolute terror filled the air of the school's courtyard. Teachers were torn between running for their lives and coming to the aid of the woman they now saw before them. Mr. Harrison was the first to jump into action. He began by ushering the children back into the school building, assuring them everything … Continue reading Chapter 5: New Debbie
Debbie grinned and looked down at the floor. The voice inside her head kept screaming at her to ask him out, but Debbie just couldn't do it. The voice always seemed to know the right thing to do, but all Debbie could think about is what would happen if Chet said no. Debbie look up … Continue reading Chapter 4: The Room – Part IV
As time passed, Jane found herself less and less inclined to fight her situation. She had gone beyond hopelessness. The day was coming for the young child's second birthday. The parents in the film were excited. And Jane, had to admit she was feeling a certain level of excitement herself. This life on the screen … Continue reading Chapter 3: The Room – Part III
Jane stares at the video in front of her in confusion. To her, it appears to be a real-time video feed from the point of view of a baby. Unfortunately for her, this means that a majority of the film is either darkness, due to the child's sleeping, or random blurry visuals combined with ear-piercing … Continue reading Chapter 2: The Room – Part II
A woman is thrown roughly to the floor in a dark room. The room is warm and filled with sounds, not only of the screams from the woman as she slowly becomes aware that she is alone. The other sounds are muffled, as though coming from a separate room, but loud. Once her eyes adjust … Continue reading Chapter 1: The Room