Chapter 16: Hold up…

Hold up a second.  All of this is in my head.  Only things I'm thinking.  At least I think it is.  Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, what exactly is reality anyway outside of pure thought.  Memory?  I mean, sure, we might live in the present, but really, we're just remembering things as they … Continue reading Chapter 16: Hold up…

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Chapter 15: Stop or my Character will Shoot

Adam raised his hands to the air. "Whoa!  I'm helping, I promise.  Just tell me what to do." "I think the better question is, what can you do?  You and this Badger fella seem to have all sorts of powers." "Well, yeah, that's what I thought, until you shot him dead." "I'm okay," The Badger … Continue reading Chapter 15: Stop or my Character will Shoot

Chapter 14: Danger Isn’t a Middle Name

"You were expecting me?" Jessica asked, her eyes never leaving the giant beasts overhead. "Adam, meet Jessica Trelawnty, the self-proclaimed number one expert in all things paranormal," The Badger declared with his hands importantly placed upon his hips. "And you know you I am?" Jessica's attention turned toward the men at this realization.  "No one … Continue reading Chapter 14: Danger Isn’t a Middle Name

Chapter 10: Booger-Kicking Carl

Carl had a big problem. A huge problem. An impossibly ginormous incredibly terrible problem. Carl loved eating boogers. Love isn't even the right word for it. Carl was absolutely addicted to eating boogers. It had become so much of a problem that his friends had started calling him Booger-Kicking Carl. No one was quite sure … Continue reading Chapter 10: Booger-Kicking Carl

Chapter 8: Who the %$!# is this?

The Badger's eyes opened once again and he exclaimed, "What?" "Oh, good, you're not dead," the mysterious and unwanted man replied. "Can you tell me what's going on here? I was working on this mind-bending pseudo-horror novella about a woman who was captured and --" "No." The Badger stood. He was strong, not really injured … Continue reading Chapter 8: Who the %$!# is this?